I had a password-protected version of this post up briefly when I was trying to send it privately to a couple friends to check it over. What I didn’t expect was that WordPress would email all my followers to tell them there was a new post that they weren’t allowed to see. Needless to say, this entry is no longer password protected. Please enjoy.
Today I entered an underwater paradise full of colorful fish and mysterious tentacled creatures that withdrew when I touched them.
I entered a paintball tournament with people across the world.
I defended my spaceship from an onslaught of violent drones, ducking and weaving to avoid their blasts.
Alice concocted magical potions that caused her to grow to great sizes and control objects with her mind.
She played catch with a suit of armor, enchanted a talking skull to float around the room, and skillfully sliced very apple-like fireballs fired from a gargoyle’s mouth in half.
When she researched the spell to master all reality*, Alice became overwhelmed with her power and wreaked havoc on her little tower. Vials on their shelves exploded in multi-color blasts, tables, chairs, and astronomy sets spiraled into a cacophonic hurricane. The poor little talking skull took a crossbow bolt to the face and flew away with a yelp. It mattered not to Alice. The whole world** was hers to command, and nothing left would stand in the way between her and ultimate power***…
When our host Joe removed Alice’s headset she reported feeling dizzy and a little nauseous.